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Hi there stranger, Captain here! Yes, I am female, I am 15 years old, and spend most of my free time drawing stupid stuff. This blog will contain a lot of hijack, art, and memes (you have been warned), along with other random things that I like. You're welcome to send me a message whenever you like, even if it's just to say hello, or to tell me about your day! I have no social life, so I'll probably get back to you fairly quickly.

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thatcorbincrow:

IMAGINE BIOLUMINESCENT MERMAIDS

IMAGINE MERMAIDS WITH SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIPS WITH OTHER ANIMALS

IMAGINE WHALE SIZED MERMAIDS IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE

IMAGINE TINY TROPICAL SEAHORSE MERMAIDS

IMAGINE MERMAIDS WITH SCALES ALL OVER THEIR BODIES

IMAGINE SHARK MERMAIDS HUNTING WITH ACTUAL SHARKS

IMAGINE MERMAIDS THAT USE THEIR COLOR/TEXTURE FOR CAMOUFLAGE

IMAGINE JELLYFISH MERMAIDS

IMAGINE A SPERM WHALE MERMAID FIGHTING A GIANT SQUID MERMAID

IMAGINE MERMAIDS

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#MERMAIDS 

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

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#yyyyep 

mayahan:

Incredibly Realistic Drawings by Karla Mialynne

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#HOW??  #art 

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

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#FLUFFY MILK HORSE 

shubbabang:

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people who bite into ice cream absolutely terrify me

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#I don't understand HOW  #DOESN'T THAT HURT?? 

lovemetoinfinity:

fancypancakes:

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

so true

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DARREN WILSON WAS FIRED FROM HIS FIRST POLICE JOB FOR BEING INVOLVED IN A SHOOTING OF A BLACK WOMAN.

cakeandrevolution:

startorrent02:

He has a record of killing us an they hired him back and put him in a community that’s mainly black?!?!?! I CANNOT. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2732986/Darren-Wilson-s-policing-job-Missouri-police-department-shut-entire-force-replaced-amid-racism-corruption-allegations.html

His entire department at a previous town was shut down because of widespread corruption. they were literally so bad that people voted to close the police down.

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#are you kidding me 

daethsplls:

I hope you all realize that I listen to a lot more music than I blog about.

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— 2 days ago with 92174 notes
#yeah I listen to music almost 24/7  #seriously 
reasons to love httyd

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