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Hi there stranger! You may call me Captain if you wish :) I am female, 15 years old, and have a VERY short attention span.
This blog will most likely be centered around hijack, as they are my OTP, along with other random things that I like. You are welcome to send me a message whenever you like, even if it's just to say hello! I have no social life, so chances are I'll get back to you fairly quickly.
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Anywho, welcome, and thanks for stopping by!

"Ever since Disney switched to CGI animation, all the female characters have looked identical" →

naomidorikawa:

thehelsalife:

Oh

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yes

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they’re

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all

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exactly

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the

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same.

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How

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dare

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they?

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Actually the argument is more like “Ever since Disney realized how well the Rapunzel model worked, they’ve been using that on their main female…

— 13 hours ago with 8832 notes

thirliewhirl:

girls who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise

(via purplerose128)

— 13 hours ago with 135075 notes
Anonymous asked: I like yo face nd ur so nice I lov all of u ur super talent and I wanna hug u 4 1987392 years


Answer:

Kwnowntonwktnfnnd thank u wow //////I’m blushing so hard right now let’s hug it out for a few centuries

— 15 hours ago

5000letters:

i find it so incredibly attractive when someone is really good at something, like you can play the violin? damn son. you’re a really talented dj? good for you! i don’t care if you talk to me about quantum physics for an hour straight if i can see the passion in you at some point in that hour i’ll think “whoa, this is really hot.” 

(via kamika-star)

— 17 hours ago with 20143 notes

mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

(Source: suhostomp, via pixlezq)

— 20 hours ago with 444467 notes

quizillla:

*looks at drawing of fictional boy* boys arent so bad i guess
*sees a real boy* i was wrong

(via bucky-investigaytor)

— 20 hours ago with 21453 notes
Anonymous asked: e v e r y t h i n g <3


Answer:

Kwntkakwntjnejdn thank u ////

— 1 day ago
Anonymous asked: You are my same birthday buddy. I dig that.


Answer:

Ayyyyy birthday buddies~!!!

— 1 day ago with 1 note
rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:


thanl:


psyducked:


romancingthelookyloos:


romancingthelookyloos:


I think we should talk about puberty…





yo imma let you finish but


I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time



yes okay but

girls can do it too


Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.
BEFORE PUBERTY:
After puberty:

…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 


fuckin

PLOT
TWIST


Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:

thanl:

psyducked:

romancingthelookyloos:

romancingthelookyloos:

I think we should talk about puberty…

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yo imma let you finish but

I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time

yes okay but

girls can do it too

Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.

BEFORE PUBERTY:

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After puberty:

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…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.

Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

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Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 

fuckin

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PLOT

photo 168953_175287445844057_6570840_n-1_zps737126b9.jpgTWIST

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Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

(via frozenheart-dragonsoul)

— 2 days ago with 812691 notes